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this is what happens right before the “mmm i think i’ll adopt it” part. warning for sudden scream (and horrible voice acting)
*nuns glide on floor like they’re sith lords*
highly cursed baby: [unidentified bird noises, pauses in-between to look at the viewer] Yiaah yeeeeiiiiih. ye. iaaaaaaah
nuns: *stare in silence for 3 seconds* HHHOOOAA
nun 1 (british accent): H O L Y M A R Y. I dont know much about children, but., i am Sure. that it’s a SSSSin. to look. upon this.. child
nun 2: thismydearsister is no Chiiild, but a misshapen Ape hh!
nun 1: It,,, is a horror to behold. it, Cant be Chris-tian ??? it should be THRRRRRRROWN. in. to the FFFFFFFIRE;;, im shure.
nun 2: howrightyouaremy sister,,,
IT BELONGS IN A GREAT BIG FFFFFFFFIYAH!;;yee
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what that tongue game like?
Anonymous
weak. same goes for dick.
girl i got that good…that good for nothing
lea me alone
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The only possible response
Everyone just GETS it
I made a meme JUST for this post bc it was so wholesome
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Wwwalks into hte hawwoween party i wasn’t invited to
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hey guys what’s
UP
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Audio: Two guinea pigs munching away on broccoli. One of them picks up its broccoli and bonks the other on the head with it, with a cartoon sound effect
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